Tanis Nikana

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Saving the country will require doing things that will make Elon headless.

Buddy, I get that you’re a cis hetero white guy, and that all the time is your time to weigh in and tell people how bad stuff is,

but would you not? Please?

My wife spent a large portion of the morning crying because ICE seized her passport a while back, she paid the replacement fee, and it came back with an M on it.

You’re prolly well meaning, but goddammit now is not the time considering that trans people are being specifically targeted.

Don’t reply.

You just repeated trans people two more times.

We have the best shitposts because we’ve been horribly traumatized at large and we’re not okay.

What else can plunge down on necks real fast?

one quiet “merp merp” from a three-foot tuxedo in the back of an otherwise completely silent and unimpressed audience

My body is ready.

Someone help me balance this budget!

At the end of the day, I take comfort in recognizing that no one knows me, and that both my contributions and my cringe will be erased from the shore of civilization by the tides of time. I’m not famous, not smart, not special, not a pedophile in charge of the country, I’m just nobody, and that gives me all the power I would ever want.

I actually have no idea what my IQ is. I just say 96 cause it’s the shy side of perfectly average, and no one has any follow-up questions about that, and then the IQ conversation is fizzled out, and we can talk about more interesting things, like the guy who’s currently leaving a shit against my birch tree just outside.

Fucker better wipe my tree. >:(

I’ve got an IQ of ninety-six, which is good enough for me. It’s pretty high, just four points off the maximum.

We’ve got it on iOS too.

I miss Chaos Rings 2 on my phone so bad, but at least I have that amazing game on my deck now.

I ended up using my phone as my main gaming console for a long time, so I’m reluctant to abandon my gaming library now. :(

iOS stops me pretty quick. But maybe I can explore a bit?

God, I don’t miss that. Honestly, I wish there was an English ten-key equivalent.

QWERTY phones are fine and all, and they work well for English, but sometimes I type with this, and I’m sure as hell not gonna use a slow-ass QWERTY replacement.

信じられないよ。

I’m disappointed about all these people that use photoshop and a mismatched font when they could inspect the element and get perfect seamless results every time.

Hey Anish, this fish is black, like real black. Blacker than that. Way super black. Oh also Stuart told me to tell you “Suck it, Anish.”