Zoolander

What’s wfo?

rageseed oil

Yep and the Ed von Schleck, the Fürst Pückler, the Magnum Mandelsplitter

Bank card, personal id, driving licence, health insurance card, blood donor card, bone marrow donor card, business cards I receive and forget, cash, parking ticket (from the till not from the cops)

I think your story makes a jump. Who taught whom?

Who’s your favourite youtuber? - Oh, just the country of Switzerland

200 km/h is what everyone understands as fast and still most cars are able to do it.
400 km/h would be absolutely fast as well, but that’s not relatable. You’d need a certain type of car for that.

Socialists are fans of socialism. Capitalists are persons who own capital, not fans of capitalism.

Let me just shill for Erlich Textil a little

Is it still called drag if ladies wear it?

This comment sounds monolingual anglophone

forking shirtballs

The spirits evaporated through the hole in the ozone layer.

Macauan-Angolan

Euthanasia

This is not a rock pigeon as you usually see in the cities. This is a wood pigeon, they live in the countryside in pairs of two. And are chunky.

Blaue Mülltonne, denn Mülltrennung muss sein. Die gläserne Salatschüssel. Weißer Spargel. Strandkorb.

Haha you doxxed yourself windboy

Yeah, fuck right off with your tank murder machines. Can’t properly get in, can’t properly look out.