Stanislavski would be disgusted

The comic feels like a preemptive “no u”

For as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a middle manager

I mean, what kind of perverted? Its a pretty wide circle. I’m pretty deep into it but most anything outside my circle is a no no.

In that wide circle includes shitting on eachothers feet for instance.

In the UK we have the circle game, or had in the 90s and 00s, the kids these days dont seem to know it.

Ive heard of it being the symbol for white power because the circle makes the P and the fingers make the W, but the only times I’ve heard it were now and about 20 years ago on some schizo blog pointing out how Goerge Dubya did it one time.

“Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up the mattress”

I get called sexist for this, but I think this is basically the reason catfish scams work so easily on older women. When a man comes out of nowhere acting interested in you its just normal. Been a bit rare lately, but it doesnt immediately invoke suspicion.

When i get a message on any platform from a woman, especially unprompted, I immediately ignore it. So often now to the point that they’re as invisible as popup ads.

Bringing a Holy Hand Grenade to a slap fight

To be fair, in a lot of games there are evil missions. I struggled to blow up megaton in fallout 3, but I wanted that cheevo soooo…

I got mocked a few times as a kid for waiting until I see the cars stop at the red light before crossing. “Mate you can go, the lights red, they HAVE TO stop!”

No pal. They’re supposed to stop. Doesn’t mean shit until i see it happen

kidnapped

I think its supposed to be mental asylum. Although knowing OP, kidnap fetish scenario is exactly on brand so you might be right.

That guy just does that. The weird symbol youre seeing is pronounced “th”.

Its trippy and weird seeing it, but its harmless fun so whatever

Why do i think hes about to call me a foolish ed-boy?

Nazis - train theres gotta be a joke in there somewhere

Ask your doctor if shitpostax is right for you

When people talk about the dangers of TikTok and YouTube Shorts, they never mention the pleasure of it. If it didnt feel good to watch, we wouldn’t do it, were not stupid.

Least were not that fucking stupid.

Just make the cheque out to “the little gay fellas n that”

I absolutely can’t relate. It rubs right up against my lazy, happy vibe. There is so much work and stress and planning surrounding it, before you even get to paying for it.

Such a wholesome take on that meme