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minus-squarefelsiq@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoRalph sold me a lifetime supply of fentanyl (I don’t do fentanyl so none is a lifetime supply)
minus-squareyetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWhen I met Ralph, he actually gave me enough fentanyl to overdose every day for a century. (I haven’t met Ralph [A false precondition says nothing about the truth of the postcondition])
minus-squareHappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoA lifetime of fent can also be a very small amount if you od
minus-squareilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoTeach a man to cook fentanyl, and he’ll be high for the rest of his life. Give a man a very small amount of fentanyl and he’ll, ummm, still be high for the rest of his life, I guess.
Ralph sold me a lifetime supply of fentanyl
(I don’t do fentanyl so none is a lifetime supply)
When I met Ralph, he actually gave me enough fentanyl to overdose every day for a century.
(I haven’t met Ralph [A false precondition says nothing about the truth of the postcondition])
Good boy ralph
A lifetime of fent can also be a very small amount if you od
Teach a man to cook fentanyl, and he’ll be high for the rest of his life.
Give a man a very small amount of fentanyl and he’ll, ummm, still be high for the rest of his life, I guess.