Are there any even half plausible ways cryogenics might work with the technology we have? I mean, if they’re frozen their cells are ruptured.
Not current tech. The expectation is to make it work on xcca 50-100 years. See an interview with Emil Kendziorra, founder of Tomorrow Bio, the leading European cryopreservation provider 👇 https://youtu.be/pTVwFKvGYeM
Also, with current technology of preservation they make sure to make as little ice crystals as possible. So they are using cryoprotectants and then induce vitrification.
Vitrification is proven to be reversible for small size things. Even human embryos. A rat kidney is currently the biggest thing to be vitrified, then reversed, implanted and working. We are scaling up, but it will take decades to be working on adult human bodies.
From time to time they have to open these things and basically find melted human jelly where a body was once placed.
Oh god the smell
I’ve never had the misfortune of dealing with it IRL myself, but the stories from cops who’ve had to retrieve bloated ‘floaters’ from shorelines or bodies of water are pretty daunting - describing ‘the deceased’ as sometimes coming apart in their hands like an overcooked pot roast (“fall off the bone ribs, $9.99 this Thursday at Al’s Cookhouse!”).
I once had the opportunity to visit a dead whale on a beach and the craziest thing is the smell. It’s so aggressive and overwhelming. Because the whale died at sea it started to decompose and the rancid oils covered the beach. The belly had popped and the meat was dark blue blackish. My sinuses got PTSD.
Nothing compares to a massive rotting meat sack marinating in salt water for a few days.
Pyramid schemes are always great until they collapse.
