Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days agoGotteemlemmy.worldimagemessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up1812arrow-down119
arrow-up1793arrow-down1imageGotteemlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days agomessage-square51linkfedilink
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·18 days agoMy tongue has a tip, you wanna see what I can do with that?
minus-squareskankhunt42@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down5·18 days agoMy asshole is a little crusty. I don’t wipe. By the time I get around to it weeks later, I’m pulling out ass hairs trying to cleanup. Horrible all around. You think you can moisten it a bit, or even get it for me? Thx.
minus-squareEarthman_Jim@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·17 days agoThis is assault. You’re assaulting me.
minus-squareskankhunt42@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·17 days agoIt’s like one of them play-doh fun factory squeeze machines when I take a dump. Some times that tugs on the hairs too.
My tongue has a tip, you wanna see what I can do with that?
My asshole is a little crusty. I don’t wipe. By the time I get around to it weeks later, I’m pulling out ass hairs trying to cleanup. Horrible all around. You think you can moisten it a bit, or even get it for me? Thx.
This is assault. You’re assaulting me.
It’s like one of them play-doh fun factory squeeze machines when I take a dump. Some times that tugs on the hairs too.