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minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoHe’s more of a wine kinda guy.
minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI wonder if he’d be willing to do beer. A fancy IPA or stout, I wouldn’t bother him for cheap swill.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoFuck that. A lake of lager for me! I don’t want to get accustomed to fancy stuff.
minus-squareUnstoppable_Flop@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoA lake of lager! A mere of mead! A pond of pop! Enough beer to put a boat on!
minus-squares@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoIs God willing to prevent a shortage of Baja Blast, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh a shortage of Baja Blast? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
So he can’t do it?
He’s more of a wine kinda guy.
I wonder if he’d be willing to do beer. A fancy IPA or stout, I wouldn’t bother him for cheap swill.
Fuck that. A lake of lager for me! I don’t want to get accustomed to fancy stuff.
A lake of lager! A mere of mead! A pond of pop! Enough beer to put a boat on!
Is God willing to prevent a shortage of Baja Blast, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh a shortage of Baja Blast?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?