• TachyonTele@piefed.socialBanned from community
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    3 months ago

    I once sang “they call me big papa” at the perfect time, and we both rolled off the bed laughing. Fun sex is the best sex.

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      3 months ago

      I once said ‘no homo’ while getting a blowjob from a dude, right as I was finishing.

      Ever seen milk shoot outta someone’s nose when they laugh?

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            3 months ago

            I can’t imagine he enjoyed it that much lol I think if i nose shot a womans shot id probably hate it and laugh

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              Oh, man, he was down for like a solid minute, eyes watering, nose running (with multiple substances), hacking and coughing. It was fucking hilarious once I knew he was okay, and he laughs about it now lol