JimmyMemes@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoOof ouch owielemmy.worldimagemessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up1617arrow-down126
arrow-up1591arrow-down1imageOof ouch owielemmy.worldJimmyMemes@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square71linkfedilink
minus-squareKillerTofu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up96arrow-down6·2 years agoAs if Heaven was a place.
minus-squareAnyolduser@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down1·2 years agoI was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoThey say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.” Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoInstructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 years agoAt least in heaven I can skate.
minus-squarelinkinkampf19 🖤🩶🤍💜🇺🇦@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years ago'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
minus-squarevaxhax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agothe most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
minus-squareswab148@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoHeaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
As if Heaven was a place.
I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
Do you know what that’s worth??
They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”
Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do
Better call Bitch Pudding.
Heaven is a half-pipe.
If I die before I wake…
At least in heaven I can skate.
'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without the man upon my back.
the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
That was also implied.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.