I was born in Nebraska and I can say we shit corn too.

I’d bet $50 that there’s literally a trail maintenance crew smoking weed on the mountain right now.

Decidedly identifying as electrical if that’s an option.

That’s a great lore idea, microbial pokemon.

Gonna take a swing and say corruption fetish is probably about taking a ‘pure’ individual (Christian fundamentalist or similar, presumably) and making them as degenerate as you.

That’s a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.

Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it’s just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

They’re still convinced they got cheated out of victory by liberals.

Since they’re mentioning reviews it might be warning you that the company in questions products run a bit large, that’s the optimistic guess anyway. Pessimistic guess is AI bullshit.

Figured it’d either be that or only capable of a single, or I guess in this case double, shot.

Not only am I aware but I worked for Omaha Steaks when he kicked that off.

I’m aware…

Well they’ve gotta do something since Bill Gates pissed off the Trumpiverse with vaccine stuff.

You’re fucking shitting me. I refuse to believe that’s reality and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Depends on how soon you consider soon to be but sure.

First thought exactly.

Decidedly the next cold open for when I walk into my buddy’s place.

Wanting to skip the divorce proceedings I take it?

I’ve got memories attached to that episode…

Totally broke my heart too.