If this becomes a brony community

Relax, bruh. Shitpost goes through phases. If you can make it through the beans, you can make it through the ponies.

If you’re that twitchy with the block button, you were always going to end up blocking the shitpost community sooner or later.

Dealer’s choice.

On the plus side, though, he’s got close connections with royalty, and can probably arrange for the problem to ‘go away’ in a pinch.

The lil’ dude there is upset because he wanted to be one of the ‘stripers’, but he just got disqualified by fur color.

Would.

Take it easy on him – he can’t imagine anyone being further left than a ‘progressive’.

The definition I’d go with is: “Anyone who is in favor of both free market capitalism and individual rights.”

Which, yeah, would be kind of neat if you could have both. But the former tends to erode the latter quite badly over time.

They’ve always been there. You’ve only recently become able to see them.

This means you’ve been infected with the Brony variant of the Pathowogen. Seek medical help immediately.

but the next mechanic to look inside will have an aneurysm.

Because confetti and streamers will shoot out as soon as he opens the hood.

Meanwhile, Fluttershy is clueless, and Rainbow Dash just says you should put a turbo and nitrous in it … which is what she says about every car.

as God intended.

A damaged exhaust manifold caused a coolant leak, eh? What, did the exhaust manifold fucking explode and shrapnel from it damaged the radiator hoses?

Rarity, I love you, but you don’t know shit about cars. I think I’ll at least take a look at it myself.

You sure do have one hairy grandma.

if she is doing her paperwork correctly.

Do you really think she’s the paperwork type?

She thirst-trapped Spike into doing all of that for her. (But Spike sucks at tax paperwork.)

We’ve been here since the beginning…

…waiting.

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Beans are out, ponies are in.

More pony! More pony!

Is normal for horses.