AGuyAcrossTheInternet

Oh wow, that looks like that one place in New Vegas!!!1!

I’m not doing piracy, I am merely training my AI!

I find comfort in satire because it’s way less absurd.

This is how I learn that there was a military parade, HAH!

Interesting, our supermarket has a provision for that, but I also weigh just the stuff without net, before packing it. So at least that’s working okay for me

I’d proudly and, like a snob, tell you that I’ve ascended beyond plastic bags by using reusable nets.

But I also keep forgetting the nets at home, so I use the plastic bags and promise myself not to forget. Only to forget again. FUCK.

But has it been designed to be the final Episode?

HL3:EP1 confirmed.

If Phil won’t obey, you’re gonna have to set up a rhubarbwire fence.

WHY YOU LITTLE–

At least the Belgian and Swiss Frenches have slightly less weird numbering. Though in France, you get to say “80.” “Leul, blaze it”

Moisturize me!

Danke, danke, danke. Wir werden wirklich alle Kraft brauchen.

Du bist ein absoluter Brudi. Nein ehrlich, das sind richtig gute Hinweise und ich bin dir echt dankbar, dass du sie teilst

Bei uns ist gerade strahlend blauer Himmel und Sonnenschein. Leider leide ich an Magen-Darm. Kann nicht mal eine Flasche Wasser einbehalten.

Eigentlich hatte ich am Wochenende vor, Grundordnung ins Haus zu bringen. Jetzt hat leider meine Mutter gestern ihre Augen geschlossen. Sitze jetzt bei meinem Vater daheim, um wenigstens durch Anwesenheit Stütze zu sein. Mein Chef hat mir gesagt, dass, wenn er mich auf dem Firmenparkplatz nur sieht, er mich zu Hause anketten lässt.

Ganz ehrlich, so viel ich über die Leute um mich rum speckere, so verkehrt sind sie alle nicht.

I applaud it, really. Maybe it won’t disrupt the system but it’s a first darn step changing habits. This is the opposite of inactivity, of laissez-faire, of “eh we can’t change anything anyway.”

I wish all of you good luck and I hope for those who do change their habits by joining an Amazon boycot the drive to keep going.

I’ve only briefly looked at the comments and my, what party poopers. Small sacrifices are still sacrifices.

Most probably, and they would even do it for free in many cases.

Yet the means to democratize shitposting has some form of merit.

Let’s see when the “one account does all” model makes a return and becomes mandatory.

I give it until 2026.

“We clown in this mf. Take yo sensitive ass back to hell!” — Ronald McDonald, 2025 EIEIO

Fassungslos wäre ich nur gewesen, wenn ich etwas anderes erwartet hätte.

Listen, I keep saying that reality is better satire than satire, BUT COME ON!