Much Ado about nothing

They can be made with a tortilla-like flatbread: durum döner

Lincoln park

Great typo

Put options are a thing.

But best to stay out of stocks gambling unless you have money to lose.

They should do it loudly, imho

Is slough the only place that is used ironically in media, but sarcastically IRL?

It’s one of the more useful features of it.

Noah just before the flood

Typically Dave

More like when you finish all the bitterballen, and when she’s mad tell her you still have two left, then point at your groin.

I do believe that having issues with the current format of media is, in itself, a trope that is as old as time.

Criticism of confirming to the norm is a bit lazy. Certainly in this case. It could’ve been the editor that forced him to the format.

Or do you find fault with him putting house Pulitzer prize forward in the title? Because if so, ironically inferring from your posted article, he should’ve used a three sentence title :p.

Don’t give your kids access to large amounts of hydrogen peroxide.

will come again

I know it’s probably on purpose, but I feel like it needed highlighting.

For a second there I thought Amandi was wearing a priests collar

He still has his head, so theres room for progress.

Old Jimmy Pop in the middle

Wasn’t it Xerxes who had the sea whipped?

Caligula did declare a war against it, though.

I would’ve gone with Ayn Rand, Chris Rock, the Trinity of monotheist dieties and Adam Smith.

But to each their own aggregating fanbase

You’re all about the boob, scoob

Jinkies!