boss makes a dollar, i make a dime; always shit on company time.

edit: my theme song for work: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7zTei5RMhQ8

make them fire you instead of quitting. if youre over 40 you can sue for discrimination; if under 40, get that unemployment 👍

owning a hammer is not a crime, bashing in a car window with it is.

also, it is currently illegal for car owners to put custom firmware in their cars & there is no open standard to allow 3rd party software. all stolen cars should be refunded by the manufacturer for forcing us to use their shitty soft/firmware.

this is heartwarming - the spanish inquisition refers to the checkout counter as a person <3

welcome to living, computers. your friends, the spanish inquisition

i got the morbs.

i got the monster morbs.

dont know if there is that kind of social system on lemmy, but feel free to message me - i could go for a chat : D

seems like this was the perfect opportunity to make a new friend <3

from the poorest euro poor… who probably has free healthcare and a safety net D :

its prenatal, not pre-covid.

that is no moon…

new coke problems

i currently use ublock origin on firefox. the cookie disclaimer on the site does not allow a mandatory-cookies-only approach. it reads that you must allow them to use your data for sale/tracking

cookiewalled.

use linux.

<3

my parents were born in 1953 & 1954.

i was born in 1984. single income household, father is blue collar worker, mother is housewife.

when i was born, we lived in a big, two-story, full-size single family home in a high cost of living area.

when i was 3 years old (1987), my parents decided they wanted another house, so they bought one and we moved to an even higher cost of living area. they didnt sell the first house to afford a new one, they just bought another one and we had two houses.

what the fuck happened.

also, Elon’s dog.

i like the happy vacuum. <3

We need your help, Premature Ejactulation Man!

I’M COMING!

no.

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