Saving this for future use.

Yeah, that’s why I have a micro penis. All the sex I’ve had.

Prolly

It’s all the same platform though, right,?

There’s not a lot of people here and I expect it to stay that way. I do not foresee the Fediverse growing that much, but I could be wrong.

“Here’s a bunch of lies. We are going to track the fuck out of your dumb ass.”

Your comment is insensitive and I suggest you take it down.

But first post the sites you were talking about so I can block them. I won’t click them, I’ll just block them immediately. I swear.

The enlightened one, however does approve of the following games:

Super Smash Brothers Brawl

The Leisure Suit Larry Franchise

CC: Red Alert 2

Conker’s Bad Fur Day

Stephen Spielberg’s The Dig

Earthworm Jim

I forgot about “forwards from grandma”

He suffers from RCF. Resting Criminal Face.

That’s some Harry Potter shit.

Michaelangelo was but a baboon with a brush in his gooch compared to the likes of your artistry.

I have no idea what any of that means

Fitting

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

Every time someone takes one a baby boomer loses their driver’s license.

You just used, “No true Scotsman…” in its original usage.

My parents took a DNA test and that’s what it said, so I didn’t mean to offend you.

I hope whatever is upsetting you so much passes, amigo. Chill out. No one cares.

Yeah that

The best part about chrome is that you don’t have to have it

RFK Jr.: You need meds? What’re you gay?

Horseshoe crabs got it alllll figured out.