Sigilos

I mean scientifically speaking, we are all made of stardust. Everything in the universe is. Including the existential crisis your trying to forget by disassociating.

First choose a version of linux to install on it, then you can proceed.

I think this just gave me a stroke trying to read it…

Time to jizz! Everybody, it’s jizz time!

Unfortunately the country I was born in, the USA, is also one that voted against the international resolution to define food as a human right. 😕

Check out ‘Monster Eater’, that’s the premise of the MC’s story.

I was born at the start of the '90s, and I only got 1 point.

Modern problems require modern solutions

My Super-name would have to be Shitstorm

The San Francisco medical examiner's office determined his death to be suicide and police found no evidence of foul play.

Does anyone else find it statistically significant how often whistle blowers commit suicide within a few days of releasing information or making a statement?

Oh sweet, man-made horror beyond my compression

This is plainly insane.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has decreed to me that VPN use is totally cool and his worshipers should feel ok using them. 🍝

This hits like a cyberpunk dystopia

Any kind of surge pricing by for profit companies providing basic needs should be illegal full stop

Fixed that for you

SON BE A DEEENTIIIIST!!!

Watching me while I’m browsing the net?

Just tested, can confirm it’s true. Gotta be really careful how you fold it though, and the only way to ‘double’ it is to put it against a mirror.

Circus music 🤡

“B is for Buy-n-Large, your very best friend.”

Looks like something Homer Simpson would dream up