Megadeath

That one already exists. They’re called Pink Floyd.

I put my daughter to bed last night and almost fell asleep in the room with her. My wife had to kick me out of the room because we said we’d stay up till midnight. Poured up a small glass of whiskey for myself, wife had cranberry juice, clinked glasses at midnight, took a swig, then went to bed ourselves. Between leaving the kid’s room and midnight we were dozing off on the couch in the living room just waiting for the clock to hit 12. Definitely not the NYE party we used to do one time. Oh well, I don’t mind.

I’m not sure if it’s possible but a mini pro but with good battery life would be the ultimate phone for me personally. I’m basically always on my feet but use my phone a lot so a large battery is important, but I also want a small phone and a good camera. I doubt that’ll happen though.

Yeah that was basically my thought too. I probably do less than a quarter of that on average, but that’s not really the point. I should be allowed as much time as I want. Not that I use a Nvidia subscription anyway, but still. This makes me mad on behalf of other people.

What is Kevin doing with a monolith from 2001? Is he trying to learn advanced ways to deal with criminals breaking into his house? Is he not satisfied with his current traps?

I totally misread the meme and thought the POV character beat up a dude with cancer. Not that realizing my mistake would’ve helped much though, your explanation still helped either way since I don’t know anything about goku.

I don’t get it :(

That cover of Spoonman at the end was actually pretty good.

On the Gardiner?? I call bullshit. Gotta be photoshopped or something.

Last year I had it happen to me, turns out it was displaced cartilage in my chest. No idea how it happened. Immediately after finding that out, I got a back injury at work (unrelated) and had to go to physio for it, which also coincidentally helped my chest pain too.

Touché.

For the bedroom, a baby monitor makes sense. Not sure why you need one connected to the Internet though.

I showed this to my wife. She found it vaguely amusing. I definitely found it funnier than her.

I’m running a 3060 with CachyOS and no issues. Mint however gave me some problems. Fixable problems, but problems still. CachyOS worked straight out of the box.

I’m glad you’re enjoying the posts! I’ve got a few more saved, they’ll be posted shortly. After that I’ll be on the hunt, and hopefully others can add posts too.

Shoutout to my community !ididnthaveeggs@sh.itjust.works which is more of this! I’d recommend someone check it out :)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jesse-what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about

It’s a reference to this meme, which came from Breaking Bad.

At least in Canada, most people I know think Liberal = anything left, Conservative = anything right. Maybe Americans are the same.

Right now if you’re in the UK (or your IP says you’re in the UK) imgur won’t load due to a recent law going into effect. I’m not British so I don’t 100% know all the details but that’s all that’s important for this joke. Anyway, this shows a colour blind test but it says “fuck the imgur blind”. I’m thinking this image is being hosted on imgur so only people who aren’t British (and therefore aren’t “imgur blind”) can see it, therefore fuck the imgur blind because they can’t see it.

At least that’s how I took it. I may be wrong.

Or work a shitty job for low pay, that’s the best

(/s if it wasn’t obvious)