Honey it’s time to watch another 8 consecutive hours of TV on a second screen while zoning out.

God. White people steal literally everything

I don’t want rapey dudes to think they can move on me without the risk of winding up dead. Same goes for cops. That’s the one social contract that they can’t disregard.

Stop making talk of how I fun :'(

Yes, another 50¢ in class action settlements! That’ll show em

'Murica

Stop hanging out with my NSA agent

So inspiring that America has pivoted to rehabilitating pedophiles in the workforce. I knew y’all would eventually grow out of punitive justice

Despicable me ass-havin-legs

Can’t see them in Voyager. But I write myself nice little notes next to their username about how they act around polite strangers

Masterpiece 🤌

can any pinoy please tell me what a wagi moment is?

Ah yes, the sore throat mug

I think lemmy’s apparent propensity for avoiding shitting is way funnier than whatever that bean business was. Why don’t you just do that whenever there’s too many politics in the shitpost community?

Imagine telling people about it. “My bro and I got our hands on some of those visibly bunk Trump pressies, I literally shit myself for over an hour man. You gotta try them. The come-up feels just like covid”

Not even a joke. Who the hell hands you a DJT candy? Does anyone think that person wants you, a drug enjoyer to have a fun time?

Literally what this is. But since it proved workable for addiction the psychiatric community said “let’s do this for EVERYTHING”