as long as it’s a bun and not a towel I think we’re in good shape

We won’t judge you, if you don’t judge us. It’s the Japanese we really got to worry about

I am here, loyally keeping your download folder rated PG.

It’s pretty damn funny. And now, you go to jail.

nice try comrade!

You make me want to be a better human being. But I don’t think that’s going to happen.

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Sometimes you just have to live with an existential quandary.

New rule

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Listen to Daddy, he’s leading you on the right path.

this one wins lemmy for today

Legend, and a true pussy magnet.

Note-to-self make sure to clone yourself and have a barbecue at least once.

Who are the angles? I didn’t vote for them.