We left Digg for Reddit about 20 years ago because of enshitification, the same way we left Reddit for the Fediverse recently, there is no way I am going back to Digg!

I am unwilling to check if this website still exists!

You forgot to put googly eyes on it!

In the actual context what he means is “call an uber driver for me” but due to language ambiguity she answers “you are a uber” as if he asked to be named this way.