Half again the length of a human hand and thrice as plump?! I question your illustrated eclair’s dimensions!

(Specifically I question where I may purchase such a one)

The Challenger exhaust trail leading up to an explosive split, punctuated by a cloud of yellow feathers

Beans on toast slaps tho, to the point where I’d choose it over a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity or — yes! — even a Moons Over My Hammy

They’re in the round things aisle

A witch’s curse would turn the guy in the foreground into a delicate mandolin whilst the same curse would turn the foot pervert in the background into a handsome yet sinister cello

The world banned those ever since Batman pointed out that some days you just can’t get rid of one

Profane

And profane accessories

Can’t a person just enjoy their cocoa pebbles without all these soapy tiddy piss nurses

I decided to accept and love pumpkin spice because of how it’s been used to do bigotry against basic bitches

Just adds realism to the ‘train going thru the tunnel’ part of the sex montage

He he he… dang… ha ha ha

Elvira, Mistress of the Park

You can tell it’s fancy cause it’s wrapped twice. You open it, and it still ain’t open.

If they hit me with “age before beauty” I give back a withering “pearls before swine” (I am wearing pearls in this example btw)

Dancing at the jizz bar for a few credits to spend on death sticks. Lighting the saber at both ends. Glad he turned his life around

When I get downvotes on a comment that probably only I find funny it also low key rules

If their chef’s union joins, they’re borked

Newson ordered it but no, it was too late. It had already breached some containments and hacked 3 companies to the point where there could be no stopping it. And this time… it was angry

This takes some bollards

Hosses, surely