11 y/o girls w/ a time machine:

Bc then she will just keep on doing this and you’ll have nowhere to sit and play Nintendo

Before you feel too down on yrself abt it just consider that this would be perhaps the most foundational part of a barbershop quartet version

Mind goblin dat azz

All of the blue chips really

Soon to be four three and a half

Ray Bradbury warned us of this

Chat did we just start a tshirt empire

The goat makes up for the theft of my innalectural property

Welp I hope they enjoy the most degen shitposts my dumb brain can come up with

Rock climbers are crack whores (plz don’t steal this and make it a tshirt thx)

Clearly this monke ain’t tryna fight cancer

You laugh but when separated out each plate is a deadly weapon, a quality unmatched by a flimsy Bible page

Know Your Meme is such a treasure. The article on Glup Shitto was some damn good inject it into my eyeballs internet

Nope! Chuck Testa

Contrariwise there is a certain synergy being a book boy and bidet boy

iambic heptameter ass route

At least now he’s one of the good ones

Passed the sportsball team bus and no hams were pressed

I know an average dick joke but it’s mean