For sure, everybody knows that historically all men were laughed out of existence and all women were murdered.

Girls aren’t corpo slop machines that are maximized to exploit you while simultaneously destroying the planet?

Except you’re literally not heard?

The British invented the term soccer. If they give you shit about using it, tell them they can fuck right off.

I didn’t consent to this. If you’re cool with people taking advantage of you without your consent then that’s on you, but acting like exploiting people without any consent is somehow not an issue then you are extremely fucked in the head.

Why would it be trivial for them to get access to your browser?

Don’t they believe its a projection?

Dude, stop posting the exact same fucking thing over and over again.

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Lemmy.

And Silly Symphonies!

That’s a mandarin. You’re thinking of a female freshwater spirit found in European folklore.

I don’t know anything about sponsor agreements. Just because the sponsors don’t have direct access, that doesn’t mean there aren’t other ways for them to get that information.

Big tech is the problem. Indie tech is still cool as shit.

Sounds like a you problem. You fucked up so everyone needs constant surveillance? Fuck that authoritarian nonsense and fuck you for supporting it.

YouTube knows exactly where you start and stop the video, what segments you skip, etc., etc. and the channel has access to those analytics. Not saying that anyone shares that with the sponsors, but the mechanism IS in place.

That Mitchell and Webb Look! Hilarious British sketch comedy show, and if you enjoy it, check out Peep Show by the same comedians, David Mitchell and Robert Webb. Even funnier IMO!

Impossibly difficult is an oxymoron. If something is impossible, it can’t be difficult because if it is difficult that means its very hard to achieve but still possible. If something is impossible, that means you cannot do it, full stop. It is not possible. Those are two completely different things.

My point is if something is impossible to do, that doesn’t make it difficult. It makes it impossible. Those are two different things.

Slop ≠ sloppy, and the opposite of slop is not precise.

The fuck does that sentence even mean?