Brushing your teeth is super gay. It’s taking a long object, basically a dildo, and shoving it in mouth while you suck on it.

Then you let the toothpaste fall out of your mouth like a fat wad of cum and finally spit it all out into the sink like the dirty used hole that you are.

Combine that with the choking sounds, gagging, and hand motions, it’s a three-minute ritual of gobbling the ceremonial cock, and for what? Breath that smells nice for our boyfriends?

Miss me with that gay shit. My mouth smells the way it should; like rotten meat and moth balls, because I’m a REAL man and REAL men don’t need no sissy goop in their cock holster every morning.

So is believing in flat earth, and yet…

The Shawshank Redemption should have won Best Picture that year. The only reason it didn’t is because it’s a sad story and people like happy stories more.

Goose on a moose on the loose

All this says to me is don’t be in Australia

It’s AU. They say “yes daddy” to every authoritarian, then act holier than thou and call other places a “shithole country” when they won’t lick the boots too.

Ask her why that line of thinking doesn’t apply to her. She earned her money. Why should they take it?

they want “the real thing”

As if anyone would ever notice. Or care.

Online debate is fun

Most online disagreements can hardly be characterized as a “debate”. Most of the time it’s some contrarian shitlord arguing in bad faith, fishing for gotchas, moving goalposts, refusing to acknowledge reality, and/or pretending your posts mean something other than what they say.

I don’t believe Richard intended a different message

OP: doesn’t like one specific group of people who do one specific thing.

Your stupid ass: yOu JuSt WaNt To SeE mUrDeR

I know reading is hard (for you) but damn

My prediction:

1. Investors continue to fuel demand, choking supply
2. Plans to monetize LLMs don’t pan out
3. Eventually, lenders call their margins
4. Investors see the called margins and get spooked; demand fizzles
5. AI companies desperately try to liquidate their positions. Seeing the price of components, there’s a rush to sell while prices are high.
6. PC components flood the market
7. Record high supply, record low prices
8. PC gaming golden age

Join the communities you want to see and use the Subscribed feed. New communities and instances constantly being added is the whole point of the Fediverse; complaining about it is like complaining about being wet while in a swimming pool you chose to be in.

Oh really? What other website do the YouTubers I want to watch upload to?

Even if ALL creators band together, IMO there’s basically nothing the creators can do.

Accurate. Even if everyone started uploading to a different platform tomorrow, the catalog of videos already on YT is enough to sustain them for a while

I’ll make you a pair that looks just like them for half that

The Three-Pointer of Palmer Eldritch

The Referee Said

The Man Who Jumped

Confessions of a Court Artist

The Man Whose Freethrows Were All Exactly Alike

If you see a snake coiling up and preparing to strike, do you wait until it bites you to stop it?

If you have a cold, do you wait until you’re in the hospital to take medicine?

When a man declares his intent to harm you, at that point, any violence against him becomes justified on the basis of self-defense. When a group of people declare their intent to harm all others, at what point does violence against that group become justified on the same basis?

Technical inaccuracy can also spoil a punchline

Well, what is it doing now?