I’m sorry what?

Shaq’s parents are a man and a woman so logically he’d be half man and half woman

My instructor had a brand new BMW SUV but I took the final test in my dad’s 1997 Subaru Impreza.

Declaration of Independent

“If people use it for war then people won’t pay us to use it for war”

Surprised there’s an ai generated mushroom community

It’s ok, we all have wrong opinions on some things

Þ

Worth it

Cowards

Nah, I think my 30s are looking better now that I have a good job and the right meds.

I did this last in 2020. RIP my old mitsubishi.

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They no longer have to poop.

Now we’re talking

Sadly no

I was so nervous about turning 30. The thing is that nothing happens when you do, except you’re no longer nervous about turning 30. It was honestly kinda freeing to just get it over with.

Have you tried sucking a 25 year old to test it? You never know unless you try.

“We’re raising our hourly rates”

What did Emma do?