#knowthesigns

Dr. Pepper’s pronouns are we/us, because 🎵 Dr. Pepper you’re a part of me 🎵

What’s hilarious about this is that obstructed barrels actually can explode into ribbons just like the cartoons. A finger might not do it though, and not sure how many volunteers you’d get for a scientific test.

Infant Annihilator - Decapitation Fornication

There’s nothing more subversive than the Thin Blue Line sticker on their lifted Dodge RAM

Never updating your browser again is a pretty bad idea when it comes to security

Sprinkles? That looks like my sink after I shave

Watch next year’s models have LTE modems…for your convenience of course

Yeah I realize that now after doing more research

Did a little digging and it appears the Hezbollah pages were POCSAG/FLEX which does indeed appear to be one-way, so that’s very possibly a reason why they were picked

How do you figure? A pager is just a way dumber phone, but it’s still a client on a cellular network like any other.

Mavis Beacon would cry if she were around to see this

Fun fact: Germans are the only people known to float in quicksand, likely due to their lightheartedness and carefree attitudes

Histreh quickleh crashing through your veins