HatchetHaro

based celsius moment

the sound hole? that’s just the urethra.

aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.

buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.

aight fellas, if you gotta clean out your bum, just buy a douche bulb.

having strong jets of water may fill up your rectum real quick, but 1. it’s hard to control how much water is being used, 2. the pressure may damage your insides, and 3. you’re also introducing air into you which will just cause a bloated feeling and farts.

your rectum doesn’t have much volume, so being able to control how much water you use ensures less water goes up your intestines and therefore less discomfort and oopsie dookies on daddy’s dick.

oh and have more fiber in your diet.

omg this is the first time i didn’t fall for it

i am so proud of myself

idk man, the upvote ratio speaks for itself.

if i may be pedantic for a sec, a lot of people mistake punishment for “negative reinforcement”.

“reinforcement” means encouraging and reinforcing desired behaviour. “positive reinforcement” is providing positive stimulus as a reward for good behaviour, like giving a dog a treat for obeying commands. “negative reinforcement” is removing negative stimulus as a reward, like stopping the obnoxious low-health beeping when you heal a pokemon from critical health.

“punishment” is for discouraging undesirable behaviour. “positive punishment” is adding negative stimulus, such as physical abuse; and “negative punishment” is taking something away, like taking away an unruly teen’s phone.

before i engage with you on this, i’d like to ask you a few questions:

1. are you eligible to vote in the US

2. who do you plan on voting for

3. if you, gun to your head, have to choose between harris or trump, who would you prefer?

EDIT: it has been two days and the person i’m replying to still hasn’t responded. if one is unwilling to engage in constructive discourse, one should not make wild claims.

i’ve already found love on bad-dragon.com

wait why is the lizardman hot

well, a scalie, to be exact.

machoke made me a furry, no lie.

i’ll take him. döner kebab on the go.

I really, really like the interpretation of Goldilocks and the Three Bears in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.

some of my friends have grinded all the way to CP 3600 and sheesh they’re sweaty

mad myhouse.wad vibes

if any ingredient deserves justice, it’s tofu. people keep trying to make it a meat substitute and then complaining it’s not as good as meat.

bro no joke; i can get to my bf’s place in ap lei chau from shatin in an hour. the mtr is nuts.

I’m part of the 70%.

I use it exclusively for gay furry porn.