I mean, yes this is a perfect shitpost, but it’s going to get downvoted to oblivion.

Linux isn’t good. Not for home users that want it to just work, imo. Linux will fight you at every step of the way, over every little thing. I’ve tried various versions over the years and I’ve always been put off by how anti-user it is. Want to set a custom dpi? Fuck you. Want to set a custom cursor size or colour? Fine, but fuck you it won’t work in a browser window. Want an on screen keyboard? Fuck you. Want to update or install anything that isn’t in a package store? Fuck you, terminal.

Don’t go in forwards. Never understood why people insist on going forwards into a parking bay. Less control, needs more room, harder to leave.

I just assume people that go in forwards can’t drive.

They don’t have decent worker rights in the US so this shit means nothing.

Like taking out seth macfarlane on a drinking bender on September 10th?

The answer is substantially different though. 3141 units (rounded correctly) vs 5000. That’s a significant margin that even working it out in your head is not forgiving enough to cover.

Unless I fucked up.

Still a better love story than twilight… 😉

Because it isn’t? Slows to a crawl is correct. “Crawls to a crawl” means nothing.