Knowing the original completely ruined the meme for me. Now it just feels super creepy.

https://youtu.be/z_wbM1Gf-zw?si=bUQtzJs0qlsvyM25

I want a shitty made-up quotes community. I don’t want to moderate one, so I request that someone please make it and bump me with a link 😁

If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!

You’re so lucky. The voice ones suck because you have to be somewhere really quiet and if anyone is around to hear you, they can get info on what you’re calling about. It can be embarrassing.

Walgreens’ system is horrible, and I have been known to snap “PHARMACY” occasionally…

Walgreens actual pharmacy is such a pain in the ass. I cannot stand using them. If there was another pharmacy that was only double the distance away, I would use them. They are terrible!!

https://youtu.be/U_jiHb7THB0?si=gQg-SFWnQkwz6imv

Does the earth and moon orbit a gravitational center that they share?

https://www.skymarvels.com/gallery/Vid - Earth-Moon Barycenter.htm

“brb crying” -> 🥹

how does that work with n = 0??

ohhHHHHhhh, thank you!

I like it! Tho personally and no detrimentally, a penguin having a chest like a human seems a bit strange to me.

Can someone explain this one to me pls?

A rusty trombone is not just a handjob. It’s anilingus at the same time. The rusty part is because the lips get covered in “rust” from the “mouth piece” of the metaphoric trombone.

I’m so glad I came

They’re there to stop people well above the age of consent from being sick fucks. As an example, a 40 year old dating a 19 year old is fucked up.

While I agree, I think that current laws wouldn’t protect the 19 y/o since any person over 18 y/o can date any other person over 18 y/o. That means that a 40 y/o can date a 19 y/o without any legal repercussions. Is this not the case?

oh, I did not know that. I’m happy that exists then.

That’s a bit troubling, though I would like to see Vaush expand on that. I could understand that the age of consent could be updated. For example, it’s illegal for a 18 y/o to be with a 17 y/o, which is ridiculous to me. What are two 17 y/o kids that are dating supposed to do when the first one to turn 18 happens? We know it’s not typically enforced in situations like that, but it shouldn’t even be a thing because if the parents are jerks, they could come after the recent 18 y/o who is probably mentally still a kid since transitioning to adulthood doesn’t happen from one day to the next. I would like to see a rolling age of consent for that age range. Maybe like a 1.5 year range between partners or something like that until the older one hits 19.5 y/o. From then on, it’s a hard line at 18 y/o.

While I’m at it, I would be ok with raising the age of consent to participate in professional porn to 21 y/o.

Edit: Apparently, there are already laws that allow what I have described about with the 17/18 divide. See comments below.