Thannnnk you! My Signal notifications now vaguely say I have a new message and nothing more. Good catch

Neverending Storrrryyyyyy, nah nah nah - nah nah nah - nah nah nah

What if, hear me out, we spent the next two years building tracks to that bottom rail, metaphorically of course.

Seeing this makes me want to scream and cry

Yes, because the dual-fold phone did so great. Clearly the problem was a lack of folds

I was so angry when they removed the mute function. Now the button just changes between loud and deafening