Large Pony?

My wife calls them “noods”(nudes). “Can you grab the pool noods? We’re having sketti tonight.”

Well now I’m confused. The second link was to an HDMI connector. My wife says she only does DP. Do I need an HDMI to DP adapter?

Could someone post the STL file?

A victory is a victory.

How to end any argument. Well I got suspended for 3 days for singing old McDonald. Fucking legend.

I’m a Honky Tronk man. 🎸 🎶

Look, they aren’t doing anything, I should cut their funding…oh shit that wasn’t good. I guess I’ll spend a third of our taxes on this.

I’m going to make a list of people that don’t like me.

1. Myself
2. Mechanics, because I learned “this one simple trick”

That’s enough for today.

My favorite is finding them in the bathroom at 2am with my foot

My watch says I got 3.5 hours of sleep and 5682 steps last night

Welp, my foot is asleep and the automatic lights are off. Time to get up.

Do you still have to say “snoodle snoodle”?

I hate eating the same thing every day, but it does work.

Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend

I use an app called Tessie. It’s $5 a month for the rest of my life but i do like it . Keeps track of battery usage, trips, and links to Alexa.

My uncle was a professor at MIT

Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

Looks like the future I want is in the past