Considering how it’s after use, there would be no urine

You lift it up to use it and set it back down afterwards

Edit: to clarify, I am male and stand to pee. I lift the toilet seat and lower it when I’m done.

As someone with common sense and a little bit of decency: complaining about being asked to leave the toilet seat down when it benefits everybody is ridiculous

Unless you like sitting on the ceramic with no seat, I guess.

Considering how my driveway gets completely washed away any time it rains, I’m going with #2 no questions asked.

Don’t even have to read the rest of them, gravel is expensive!

I personally am not bothered at ALL by the banner video ads overlayed on top of another banner ad that opens a new tab when you try to close the banner video then another one opens covering the original banner then the page scrolls all the way back to the top and shows you an email list sign up, why would I be?

Man shy

Weird pineapple

Man come

Weird orange

Realistically they probably didn’t use the traeger until the 4th, so they were about a year behind on “updates”

Unless you’re my dad, then he finds any excuses he can to use his traeger. The thing can smoke a damn good brisket, software updates be damned!

The peace price because Linux is bringing peace on ear-

I had a friend paraphrase the plot of fahrenheit 451 for me, because I haven’t read it. Talk about ironic!

On another note, I need to read more

I was told in 6th or 7th grade science class that you can’t hear underwater

Reverse shout-out to Barstool sports on tiktok

It looks like incognito and adding “meaning AI” really gets it to work just about every time for me

However, “the lost dog can’t lay shingles meaning” didn’t work with or without “AI”, and “the lost dog can’t lay tiles meaning” only worked when adding “AI” to the end

So it’s a gamble on how gibberish you can make it I guess

The sequel to this meme would be the wizard sitting the other way

“And I ate it all in one serving”

Me too, I just can’t imagine a comfortable way to hold it as a mouse and better yet, didn’t even notice the mouse sensors until watching it a third time after seeing all the people talking about it!

I was convinced it was just Nintendo implying the new shoulder button attachment would be called “skates” or something

I select them anyways which probably leads to another fail lmao

I get captchas that are like “select motorcycles” and they’re all scooters, or “select all busses” and 95% of the pictures are what machine vision assumes to be a bus but is actually a crosswalk

And I fail them because I don’t pick the “obviously not a bus” bus

I know you didn’t mean me, but here I am!

Being too inquisitive

I like all the suggestions in here about how to avoid getting caught for murder through your phone

My tip for not getting caught would be: probably don’t murder someone in the first place unless they really really deserve it