JackTea

Absolutely not. You can’t take away my freedoms for $700 million. It would have to be a lot more and maybe for 1 day.

I’ll do it for…$11 million. Not a dollar less and those 5 days of NO freedom or any human rights , but I want a receipt.

These things are made for babies. They stopped being fun for me when I was, like, 19.

Yeah, well, I see that but don’t BELIEVE it. Believing is truer than either seeing or thinking. Checkmate, the ball’s in your court, genius.

Pfft. No. OK. Five dollars.

In my school, this is an invitation

Wardrobe, weather, and what was the other one?

This meme is incredibly insensitive and cruel

I’d have picked Nebraska. I like parts of Ohio.

This is enraging. I’ve called several times and my concerns are just not getting through!

It has to be blue. Do you understand how house mowing works? I guess not. Blue, OK. NOT green. Who are you, who is running this thing?

Hello? What kinda operation are you running what doesn’t answer me when I ask you a question. Hello?

/It could be orange. But for sure it’s maybe…what color did I say?

Why is this getting down voted?

You know what? I’m with this guy. Think of just the gnarliest hentai that is very specifically banned in China AND Japan. The kind of art that is Eldritch in it’s total, psychotic perversion. Imagine, if you can, a mind MORE evil than Epstein.

That is what I think of cancer. And I’m being kind.

I… Uh… I’m gonna cry in a corner

Better game than me! Longest I’ve ever lasted was…1…2…how seconds is 8 fingers?

/what time is 1 o’clock?
/how long is 3 feet?

I don’t understand the point of this post. It’s like asking “what’s your choice of answers for 1+1”. When you go to the grocery store,you get whatever.

You go to an ice cream shop, you always get the ones shaped like your favorite character.

Ice cream truck, you get a rocket. Unless you are a head injury victim.

I’m calling out OP for setting us up for something. I don’t like it.

The key point is you aren’t attacking so much as breaking apart a body. You have to be afraid of being hurt. They don’t care. They’re dead. Coincidentally I don’t care. Wait. Am I dead?

Oh panzer of the lake, why am I still single?

Why is this a shitpost? For lack of anything else, this works.

All of it?

By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don’t like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.

Thanks for picking up what I put down

Same.

And do you ever think about where baby food comes from when you go to the baby store, like Carter’s?

You get pets at a pet store so…