I keep an air tag on my keychain with my car key and I keep a separate air tag hidden in the car so I can track any possible shenanigans while vehicle in the shop. So far no problems.

Mercedes service shops do this too 😍

How long was your mom’s car in the shop??

Why panda bear horrified looking at nothing?

Is this engagement bait to trigger some of us to point out the difference between breath and breathe? Well I’m not falling for it. Edit: damnit I left a comment. You got me.

Your entire thought process indicates genius level.

Why are mimes stereotypically only found in Paris?

Hey that’s awesome you coached him into getting strikes

(Strikes are a good thing in bowling but a bad thing in baseball apparently)

“We all just some eggs for real.”

~ William Shakespeare

Are you in a hostage situation? Blink twice If you need help!

Clitoris!

I love sleeping too. My dreams are always therapeutic and healing and happy and feel good and amazing

LOL Texans think their state is larger than the largest planet in our solar system.

Dreaming.Excellent source of entertainment for poor people.

Admit it, you went back to read it again then reenacted the finger gesture.

Everyone within range of health potion explosion instantly cured of all maladies.

Buncha hebephiles apparently, because Ariel is forever 16.

Teacher wore his undershirt on top of his outer shirt. Was it backwards day?

Hocus Pocus and Ala Kazaam! Musubibreakfast likes to eat ham!

The last time I played with a Spirograph was early 2020 so that’s my alibi. I’m not guilty of any of this gang activity you speak of.