One of my possible theories is that the alternate timelines diverge for each of us at moments we could have died. The timeline diverges and one continues on with us and one without us; sometimes while “dying” timelines merge back together resulting in stories like reddit’s r/glitchinthematrix

So if it’s any consolation, your bully probably died in your deportation timeline.

I need a community where people post pictures of things that look like buttholes and everyone does anomancy reads

I don’t even do guns in my house 😝

I like to count the firetrucks that go by on holidays, people out here are wild with their fireworks.

Which also reminds me I need to make sure my renter’s insurance is good before the 4th and pickup my pupper some CBD treats

I can assure you squirt and piss taste entirely different.

I am most unserious

Lmao, ghee AND mct.

I remember the “bulletproof coffee” trend being grass fed butter, but I could be wrong. Either way I doubt there’s any health benefits other than it not being a starbucks milkshake.

Good beans, ground fresh, brewed well. A touch of real cream (not creamer), a spoonful of sugar, and a splash of something alcoholic 🤌

It’s actually not bad, you’re basically replacing the creamer. Especially if you’re doing keto or have other dietary restrictions. Coconut or MCT oil can work as a non-dairy replacement and is a main ingredient in non-dairy creamers already.

Good coffee is important, and also only really works if you already like it black or light cream & sugar.

Anyone curious, try adding a pinch of salt to your regular coffee

I was debating if I’d be willing to take a free cybertruck, your comment reminded me i could take it straight to the scrap yard

The left falls apart, the right falls in line

Iirc:

1. Be attractive
2. Don’t be unattractive

I played KOTOR on a fire tablet back when they had the Amazon Underground app store and it worked alright, after underground the only apps that worked worth anything were the amazon bundle of shop/kindle/Alexa/etc.

My last one I gave to a friend (she uses it exclusively as a kindle) after Amazon ended watch party on video and I ended my subscription.