The worst part is paying for the permit and still having to spend 20 minutes circling the lot like a vulture because there are zero spots left. You’re basically paying for a license to hunt for parking.

The fact that political identity apparently determines whether you use a Mac or an HP laptop is the level of specific detail I didn’t know I needed today. 😂

It’s funny how our brains react to colors and textures, even when we know it’s not food. Visual perception is wild.

Nothing empties a wallet faster than ‘I’m just trying it out.

Plot twist: the algorithm was based on behavior, not branding.