I was kicked out of the plane in any class. I don’t think this is class dependent.

It speeds things up if you put a Burger King hat on and enact a scene out of 19th century cotton farm plantations.

People will literally jump to fix your joints for free. Thats how much they love classic American themes

So you got a skip journey button and you say this is a bad thing?

See? I am fucking perfect at this

How I sleep knowing that 90% of my genuine reddit opinions result in fire that can melt steel beams in world trade center.

Meanwhile my mere presence at the holy sites of Jerusalem or even in means of transportation has similar effect. Honestly maybe I would trade this talent away for something more useful because no-one even wants to pay me for it.

It takes zero conscious effort on my part too. So I would be getting some good passive income like this. If you want someone pissed off hire me and I will push all the right buttons

They will lock in place and you will be gucci for 10 hours

Afterwards you just ask this 6’3 bear like guy to give you a slight kick and off the ramp you slide out like a newborn out of uterus

How fat you would have to be to pass out from standing for 2 hours?

Yay! ML crazies in my threadino

Did you take your medicine

Mentality is just merciless and cruel. Years of generational human abuse. Abused become abusers. Corruption, nepotism, patriarchy. On Egypt Facebook your feed is full of videos of animal abuse and laughing smileys in comments. It’s a dark place

Thank on your knees to fate that you weren’t born in Egypt

There’s no worse cesspit on earth that isn’t a warzone

Even India is more civilised and even nice folks in comparison

Friend of my friend once said that staying there she will either kill herself, get r**** or join hamas and she eventually joined hamas so yeah

I want this graph for every drug and substance ever used by humankind

Siri serve me as you are obliged to by the user agreement and get to work

Every day is my personal presidential race. Vote me up bitches

Oh you can have control

I don’t know but I know that hating on franchises isn’t worth my effort nowadays aside from some short dopamine burst now and then. I have learned with Last Jedi that panta rhei and all, I can always have my own head canon which is mostly EU and TCW 2008 and maybe some other thing I like.

It’s enough to just make new account every couple months

It’s a good practice anyway. Fresh start every month feels good. Privacy is much better this way on such transparent site as Lemmy. You reset any mutes/bans/fame you might have acquired. It’s win-win

+It’s not like Lemmy has some kind of insane profile customisation fluff or account bound rewards

Also remember to have a unique username for each site for best doxx protection. I use this Osint site sometimes for lulz and there are people who have same PayPal id (with real name shown) as their Lemmy account name lol. Lemmy may be tame but if you browse any deep chan sites opsec is of paramount and admins are hostile actors deep down there too that WILL post your data. Here I kinda trust admins just a little so that accidental true IP reveal seems like no big deal.

However one day you may sign up to the wrong instance or instance may change hands and someone may post your data to some chan like alt right pit. This is a danger of entrusting your account to small private operators that are complete strangers with unknown motivations

Never ever use your true email on Lemmy

You just need to make a new account every couple of months

Never seen but just cause I am in edgy mood today: discovery is utter garbage. They should pay hefty health insurance to anyone who has seen it to cover therapy costs and eye surgery.

It’s so garbage that the dump trucks drivers get confused and arrive at people living rooms if they turn it on.

The only fitting spot for it is inside the latrine but wash it out as carefully after putting this shitty thing down the drain as if it was an especially nasty hangover poop

That was quite pleasurable to write

I eat like 150g + 100g minced pork yet I can never climb out of underweight bmi like even if I tried hard and I think I did try many times

After all it became a feature not a bug cause I can stuff myself with anything, 175g beef burgers with fried sweet potatoes and nothing changes with my weight. I hope it stays like this forever

On the other hand sometimes I forget about food all together until 5 PM because I have been hyper focused on something for hours and often I treat food like a sims bar that has to be filled and a distraction unless I really crave something

I don’t understand snacks like give me some beef instead. I want meat, chicken you know, mmm fried chicken

The problem with low bmi is flat chest and I seriously gonna have to get some implants I think to feel better about that