Yes. Give the Fart Master your social security number, and mothers maiden name.

Which you would think wouldn’t be needed if he already has your SSN…but that part isn’t about privacy breaches. Instead, he’s just looking to find your mom and take her out on a date! Fart Master is going to be your new dad!

What are you talking about? You think this is some kind of game where we all have to be responsible for ourselves, and create solutions that serve everybody? Get real!

This is Earth! Where the elite make all the rules, and those rules aren’t based on logic, or problem solving. They’re based on what will make the elite the most money!

So you bet your ass when Mark Facebook Zuckerberg pitches an idea, he’s doing so to steal your data, and figure out how to create a problem that needs fixing, which can just so happen be fixed with privacy invasion! Yaaaay! Isn’t capitolism grand?

Oh, ya got me! Clearly an AI never makes mistakes, and everyone who tells you otherwise, including me, is clearly lying!

So you can’t trust what people say ever. You need to always see video.

Wait, but now video can be easily manipulated by AI. I can make evidence that never happened.

So you can’t trust people. You can’t trust video. I guess nothing ever happens, and if someone says something happened, you can’t trust the proof now either. Guess nothing ever happens.

Ya know, I don’t keep up with the rap world. The only “diddy” songs I know are a song from the 1998 Godzilla soundtrack, which uses a Led Zepplin sampled song as the basis for the song, and a collaboration with Lincoln Park where he uses a their entire song, with him replacing their lyrics with his own in which he calls all women bitches.

So my view of him from my vantage point is that he’s unoriginal, and needs other peoples work to survive.

I know even less about 50 cent’s music. I don’t know a single song. I just know he got famous around 2007 for getting shot 7 times. But any idiot can get shot. Just ask Brett.

That being said, outside of music I know diddy used to host parties in which he needed 10,000 bottles of baby oil.

50 cent on the other hand I’ve been told got the creeps from diddy, and that led to some confrontation, which left 50 cent with a grudge. Then he said he felt happy taking diddy down, and was happy there were no more parties.

So even though I will probably never listen to a single one of his songs, and even though I can’t imagine how or why I’d ever spend money on 50 cent, I can still say I at least respect the fact that he saw diddy as a creep who needed to be taken down. I can respect that. Even if the music isn’t for me.

Last year McDonalds tried a test of replacing human drive thru workers with an AI running the speaker board. It was shut down after only 3 weeks.

My favorite bit was a guy trying to order a big mac meal large with a coke.

What the AI heard, was 81,000 bottles of Dasani water. Then asked “Is this correct?” To which the guy responded “81,000 bottles of fucking water???”

To which the AI added a big mac meal medium with a water. Then asked if his updated order was correct. He just drove off.

Man that phrasing is so close to being entirely not what you meant…I hope.

Stop defending AI!

You gonna deny a hard working AI a job?

Yes please!

It’s like a french WWII troop. Surrendering and retreating.

looks at mirror

Nope. Not 1999. I still have grey hair.

It’s not the AI that causes problems. It’s the CEOs that INSIST this bullshit needs to not only be part of our lives, but also affect our lives.

We can’t buy ram at reasonable prices. I hear storage (hard drives, and solid state drives) are also going to go back to being expensive.

GPUs as well.

This is just like a few years ago when all the crypto bros decided they needed all the GPUs. So prices went from $100 or so, to $700. I’ve heard of some high end GPUs at tge peak of it going for 3k.

Except this time, when the fad ends, I heard it’s going to collapse the entire US economy.

We’re being forced to prop up a technology that does not work in the ways they want it to, and never will. It can’t. Thats not something a computer can ever do.

It’s like saying a plane can fly at 550mph, and a pigeon can also fly. Therefore we’re forcing the entire united states economy to be dependant on pigeons flying from New York to Los Angelas in 5 hours.

It can’t do that.

So when it fails, it basically creates a global depression.

That’s what we’re doing here. The CEOs are at fault. The AI itself will only do what you tell it to do.

You mean like…a bidet?

Orrrrrr…maybe it was Lee Harvey Oswald. Notice how Steam goes back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Baaaaaack…and to the left.

I still remember being 12, and jerking off to scrambled porn channels. It came in juuuuuuust good enough that you could sometimes see body parts.

Then one day it came in a lot clearer, and it turned out to be the home and garden channel.

Your daughter…you’re as smart as her mom…which is you…you’re as smart as you…

Uhhhhh, yeah. I mean I guess that’s true. You ARE as smart as yourself.

The picture was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

They are essentially trying to regulate technology they know very little about.

You’re surprised that law makers are trying to regulate things they know nothing about? Oh…oh I have like 2000 years worth of news for you…

Or you could just…ya know…NOT be an ICE agent. Do they realize that’s an option?

“They are putting profits over sanity and safety”

Soooooooo, just like every other business in the history of capitolism?

I don’t think you can plug a thumb drive into a pidgeon.