It’s like a sword duel vs a pistol duel in movies. Sword duels need to have some choreography, even when it’s not great. Pistol duels are they just stand there until one of them shoots the other

STOP!

YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

Unless everything is way cheaper in the uk, I’m not surprised they’re hiring shit managers at that pay rate

Not what people usually mean by “throatfuck”

Got too many concrete ships? Who wants some ice cream!

Maybe it’s a watties thing. Or it’s a kiwi thing. We don’t get heinz as much here.

You never buy a second bottle. Buy the cans and refill the original bottle

Then someone got really confused and there’s now a line of swords stuck in the ground around a paddock.

if you’re poor then go fuck yourself I guess?

Seems to be a common theme