More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry

Well, I had to check. All I can say is good fucking lord man.

Somewhere on a dark corner of the internet, someone is writing Moby Dick erotica right now.

Very unnerving picture

I did poop a lil’ bit

If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol

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This is some Microsoft Word tier layout gore and I love it

Obviously it’s puttanesca

Are you trying to say you don’t drive a landfill?

Where I live I can just call in sick and theres literally jack shit they can do about it.

I for one welcome our Lord and saviour Jesus ChrAIst

You may soon find out that the Illuminati’s legal tender is Apple gift cards

Calm down Nermal!

Any day now Tesla is gonna be renamed Hyperion