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HumongousDickNipple67

PIVOT

Get a load of Heidegger over here.

You have some nerve posting this on a monday.

That’s great and all but why post that here?

gorm

So

A corndog?

Keep em’ away from posh elderly ladies otherwise there’s gonna be lawsuits out the wazzoo.

Cram it up my ass.

Nope I’m Dutch .

Also y’all think I’m joking but I’m dead serious

I used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.

Still accurate if you’re in the Russian army

No pickle!?

Boss only found out when he forgot to jerk into his coffee and noticed it tasted off.

I also choose this guys banned wife.

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Lightly used as a mattock.

“Yet you participate in society”

Down boy! Bad clanker!