So… these people just hang out at the library all day every day?

Angelic poo vacuums dude

It dissolves into salt water.

Except it doesn’t dissolve, this is not the term they should be using, you can’t just dry out the water and get the plastic back. It breaks down into other things. I’m pretty sure an ocean full of dissolved plastic would be a way worse ecological disaster than the current microplastic problem…

I’ve seen like 3-4 articles about this now and they all use the term dissolve and it’s pissing me off.

This seems like a good place to put this meme I made a couple months ago

looks like only the stuffie is available now. I’d really like a shirt.

TBF they’d probably take your lunch money for wearing a shirt with some latin words on it too

Che Guevara t-shirts seem to get sold quite a lot.

Got a link to where this stuff can be bought when available?

Everyone has a right to sell a shirt with some latin words written on it too. That didn’t stop bluesky from making a bunch of money doing so.

So is lemmy or mastodon selling shirts yet? if not, why not?

Yes

Wait, how do I get the $400 per month health insurance?

It had better be completely filled with Crab Rangoons or so help me…