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Cake day: March 10th, 2025

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  • I don’t understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister’s dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn’t mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.


  • How. Fucking. DARE OP use AI instead of spending hundreds of dollars commissioning an artist just to make a shitpost on the internet during a difficult economic time where everyone is on the brink of homelessness due to rigged costs of living. People like OP are everything that’s wrong with society. Not Trump, not conservatives taking away what few rights we still have, not corporations colluding with each other to make sure they’re all, in unison, treating their employees as badly as possible, no, OP is the root of the problem. We might as well rename the San Andreas fault to Rodneyck’s fault.


  • MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldshrooms
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    3 months ago

    Wow I would never admit “recreational” drug use of any kind to any medical professional. Many years ago I admitted to smoking marijuana to my doctor and it turned into a major catastrophe. They threatened to report me to law enforcement for using illegal drugs and kept extorting me with bogus bills for months afterwards. I never trusted any medical professional again. Fuck the bible belt.





  • There is 1 good reason to not do this if you live in the US and here’s why. Let’s say you don’t have health insurance. You get a diagnosis and you have cancer. It’s going to cost 10 jillion dollars to do anything about it because healthcare providers don’t give regular people the same prices as the health insurance companies get charged. Well lets say a year later you get a job with health insurance. Now you can’t have health insurance cover that because they can prove it’s a “preexisting condition”. Have fun getting all your wages confiscated due to all that medical debt so you’ll have to choose between dying in homelessness or having to flee to a country that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the US. Or maybe Mike Johnson will let you live out the rest of your days in gulag out of generosity.

    If you know something is wrong with you and are in a similar situation you’re probably just better off making the most of the time you have left on your own terms.