Rose Thorne(She/Her)

Anthony seems nice and all, but man, he just really can’t get around.

Now, Jeff the shark? He can fly.

1-800-CHK-LFCK.

Turns out the secret to resurrection is terrible puns.

It does take a sacrifice to make it permanent, though.

Well, can’t be worse than the clown I hired for the last one…

Did you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?

Hey, you forgot page 3.

"Turns out the company I design bioweapons for was evil. Who knew?

Itchy. Tasty."

Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…