::bows::

I’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waitress!

What did Rosanne ever run for?

The ice cream truck???

(Hey-Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!)

As we used to say on Reddit (RIP Reddit!): I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $5000, Alex

Looks like Billy Joel is on tour again!

My heart’s on Fi-Ruh, Elvira

ROBBER: Pulls out jar of Sanka

AUSSIE: That’s not a coffee (pulls out Nescafe) That’s a coffee!

They… they have ads in the gas pumps? Do you have to watch the ads before you are allowed to pump?

Heard they were passing off phony bills

I think it’s cuz they were so successful with the Bud Light thing… but only severe rednecks drink that shit, so of course the boycott was successful! There was no one on the other side who cared enough about ANYTHING to drink that swill in support!

Damn! That pirate has booty!!!

Dave’s not here

Does this peanut butter have cocaine in it or flecks of gold? $$$$

This is the way.

You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Shark’s in the water. Our shark.

Big hand I know you’re the one…

An important point!

Are… are Brits the Americans of Europe???

Go home Zeus. You’re drunk.

Ugh. Nothing is even shocking anymore.