Nothing like a good lid, so sturdy, yet able to vent vapour.

Great news, you don’t have to bother, just switch to Linux. I did, and I don’t have to spend a single moment worrying about what Microsoft is doing to their garbage.

I suspect it has to do with what their primary activities are. Perhaps they’re spending less time in groups and more time isolated, communicating digitally.

He really does just scream ‘I’m trash!’

This is where skynet starts.