PaleRider

Fucking hell it was Chandler all along!

They’re revolting…

See, this is the thing about being smart. You’re intelligent enough to realise that there’s a lot of shit you don’t know.

When you’re thick you just believe any old bollocks you read…

But even their good games are the same games over and over…

If anyone asks me how I’m doing my bog standard response is “Fucking terrible but apart from that I’m OK.”

I have a phone. They have a phone. I have their number. They have my number…

If they don’t have my number there’s a reason.

My body is also a temple.

Admittedly it’s like the temple of Athena… really old and falling apart but it’s still a temple.

Yeah, if they don’t keep them in the fridge the koalas steal them…

Who keeps their eggs in a fucking fridge?

“Peace for our time!”

Neville Chamberlain.

Yeah but there isn’t a lot of meat on a duck…

Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.

It’s also really hard to read signs when they’re so pixillated…

… and our weight is in Stones.

I’ve recently switched from Spotify to Tidal and I’m happy with it…

Or alcohol, or illegal drugs or would just commit suicide.

You’d probably have some chance of becoming part of its pack if you were careful.

Or it’d just rip your throat out…