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PeterPoopshit@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Enjoy a little conspiracy, as a treat
1·2 years agoMakes sense. Ever wondered why there are enough nukes to destroy multiple planets? Ever wondered why the US military is large enough to defeat God? The military industrial complex is about to go interstellar. We’re in a cold war right now on an intergalactic scale. World War 3 is going to be cancelled and we will instead get Galaxy War 1.
I can’t afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone’s baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.
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PeterPoopshit@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•It's never been a better time to switch to FirefoxEnglish
2·2 years agoThe best time to switch to Firefox was 19 years ago when it first came into existence. The 2nd best time is now.
… For drawing cum when making furry porn?
Life is too short to play that stupid game. It’s bullshit for everyone involved. I’m happy to be single.