Neither did the deer.

Meow.

Nova Scotia here.

I mean, it kinda does.

I mean, yeah… Who puts fish in cake? That’s just silly.

It is kind of nice waking up, having a bad day or something, but then I’m reminded "At least I’m not that fucking stupid.

Meow.

It’s like buying a hot dog from a gas station and not feeling awesome tomorrow.

If you keep buying the hot dog every week, you see other people buying it and are fine, but you’re the only one getting sick week after week, at some point maybe you should just stop buying the hot dog.

No one else is getting sick. They know what they’re getting. But you keep buying it expecting this time it’ll be different. And when it isn’t it’s the gas stations fault.

Yup. I use Whatsapp to text my girlfriend and my work uses it as a group chat for road conditions or just shit talking.

If you’re using it for secure purposes, you’re part of the problem.

Can we NSFW this? I don’t want nudity on my front page.

And if you get a fake mustache you can show up tomorrow and do it again.

This isn’t ai. It’s been around for a long time.

I’m 39, so yes.

It’s a joke that the reality we’re in isn’t real. Someone like me who grew up in the 90s just woke up from a fall and all this was a dream. So we’re back in the 90s when life was simpler and we’re going back to a friend’s house to play Tony Hawk and burn music cd’s.

Why did he take his pants off before throwing the bottle at the child?

Nah, same community just four times I think.

Honestly sir, you just don’t put the effort into your schemes like you used to.

Let’s be honest. If you could marry a cat you would too.

My partner messaged me first asking if my cat’s name was Dickface.

We were married 8 months later.

Without AI please.