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I have a bunch of FOSS apps made for a few different toy platforms already bookmarked if I got one, as well as a couple of VR “games” with support. I just don’t want to spend more than $100 on a toy that isn’t custom made from Bad Dragon.

“You fucking Nazi!”

“What? I’m not a nazi! And to prove it, I’m voting for the nazis!”

30% worse, 150% saltier.

One of my older minivans had a digital thermostat and it was just about the only digital control in a car I can tolerate. Though, I am still doubtful if it was actually the temp I set it to. It’s not like I had a thermometer inside the car.

I want one of those internet connected buttplugs so I can actually get fucked by the gay people in my phone and not just the ones IRL.

Maybe that could be the 1 thing that’s okay to generate with AI. What say you, Lemmy?

Where’s the naked person bending over? Who just tosses a pickle in bed for no reason?

Yeah; you don’t put a hamburger into it, just ground beef (or chicken, or tuna, or whatever other meat you’d like, really). lol

If you had money for a hamburger, you probably wouldn’t be eating Hamburger Helper.

Take the mac n cheese off it and I’d be happier. It also isn’t a burger. It’s a pulled pork sandwich.

And all the goyim say I’m pretty fly for a rabbi!

Skill issue. Just stick your lips out further.

I only mind pubic hair when it gets in my mouth.

It’s cheap pasta with a sauce you add hamburger to.

Still bleeding internally and will die soon, but he isn’t worrying about it!

straps coconuts on his feet

What about now?

Use thunderbolts and lighting,

I hear they’re very frightening!

Smokin’ latinas and bangin’ Newports, just as God intended.

“Dog, pussy is great.”

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Nothing I do ever satisfies you! What do I have to do to make you proud, dad?! 😩