PrimeErective

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Why would you want whirled peas?

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

Falafel makes your farts smelafel

I know, the average person probably only knows 2, maybe 3 distros Max

And Mint

Yes, of course Mint

Oh no, they’re offline…

Anyway

Looks more like a laundry detergent bottle

Damn, you’re right. I think I see pineapple on the pizza

Old mean Ed Gein

Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?

… Ouch

I always felt this should be the rubric for how long to have your turn signal on, too. Then it scales with speed!

Aeiou aeiou aeiou

Pi r not square. Pi r round. Cornbread r square

There’s one feature Boost has that I really miss when I try to switch, which is that it will save your position in the comments of a post. So like if you scroll down halfway and then leave the comments and come back, you are still in the same spot. Every other client I’ve tried doesn’t have that feature and it’s kinda a deal breaker for me

It says if you can read the sign, you’re in range. It’s an anomaly, after all.

Is it so surprising that someone might feel that way?