Bring back the electric slide. It’s electric!

This kind of fast subtitles is cancer.

Thiel explained that he believes the Antichrist will present itself as an advocate for regulation, pushing to slow technological and scientific progress in the name of safety

Says the guy trying to make a new kind of bomb.

Do we have meter cola?

In the cat and mouse game, sex always wins. Nudity will, uh, find a way.

Maybe a government run service that reads your unique identifier and provides a simple adult:yes/no to the website. That takes the burden off the sites and keeps personal identification info in a publicly owned system.

Capitalism at its worst. Here let’s make more plastic garbage so that you have to buy more things.

Cheesy bean and rice burrito was $1 until recently and over 400 kcal each. Looks like they’re 1.79 now, thanks Trump.

I trim my nose and ear hair, my wife plucks the big ones on my ears, but I do not touch my big beautiful bushy eyebrows. I have eyebrow one hair so long I’ve named it.

Yep it has to be random to mess with the algorithm. You could have fun and cut different shapes each day.

Holy shit it’s true! They no longer make “Pyrex” cookware out of borosilicate glass but instead soda lime glass.

https://www.corning.com/worldwide/en/products/life-sciences/resources/stories/in-the-field/pyrex-vs-pyrex-whats-the-difference.html

I use a Pyrex container if I want to safe the grease. Otherwise I make a bowl of aluminum foil, pour it into that, and toss it once it hardens.

Flopsweat and diaper rash cream

You surely will not regret a new set of knives

Is there an association between adhd and food delivery?

My moomer trait is I just don’t get food delivery.

Just add truck nuts.

Yeah the iPad mini is the only one I’ve found that doesn’t suck. I wish Android would offer something decent in 8” but they’re all made to be bottom barrel with extremely low end hardware.

The overpriced nature of subscription services is not a good reason to justify paying more for relatively inexpensive hardware. The fact that you can buy new ereaders for $100 suggests that the $400 models are vastly overpriced. Companies are feature-creeping them so they can increase the price.

Yep, that won’t cause cancer.